Happy Diwali, Fellow Saars

[Nuremburger]

I’m curious: How have you taken in the wonderful festivities this year?

Have you…

opened your mouth to consume feces from a horse, cow or goat?

Frolicked in shit with men your own age?

Taken a bath fast?

Surprised an attractive woman with a long, hollow stare, before proceeding to make an unwanted sexual advance?

Scammed someone with an unintelligible accent?

I personally made a loud, racist comment in Wal-Mart earlier today after laying eyes on the ‘Happy Diwali’ signage above the check out.

Personally I’d be more inclined to celebrate a festival of whites, not lights, but that must just be me.

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

I’m curious: How have you taken in the wonderful festivities this year?

Have you…

opened your mouth to consume feces from a horse, cow or goat?

Frolicked in shit with men your own age?

Taken a bath fast?

Surprised an attractive woman with a long, hollow stare, before proceeding to make an unwanted sexual advance?

Scammed someone with an unintelligible accent?

I personally made a loud, racist comment in Wal-Mart earlier today after laying eyes on the ‘Happy Diwali’ signage above the check out.

Personally I’d be more inclined to celebrate a festival of whites, not lights, but that must just be me.

Nuremburger
Maybe I will take a shit on the sidewalk to celebrate. Lots of fireworks tonight too.

 

[JSmith]

Almost nothing where I am except I saw 2 Indians wearing strange robes

 

[loubag1997]

DO NOT RRRRREEDEEM IT

 

[dagthegnome]

I slathered myself in Vick's Vapo-rub to cover over the odour of shit and curry spice, then went to the gym where I showed off my muscles by being unable to lift 2 10-lb dumbells at once.

 

[ovarieasy]

Were you wearing jeans, sandals and a flannel shirt while doing so?