Shitpost Even liberals can barely think of reasons to defend the state of Canada

[Chicken_Sandwich]

This is what someone responded when I pointed out how the USA's economy is doing much better than Canada.
we're doing better than the USA because checks notes you could get Gay married 10 years earlier than the USA and you can smoke weed anywhere (which is legal / decriminalized in 31 of the states) lol


I mean, our GDP per capita is equivalent to Mississippi (the poorest US state) but hey we could be faggots 20 years ago !

 

[Trudeaus coke dealer]

Notice there isn't any major pro Canada sales pitch coming? Mostly just insults and threats wrapped up in anti Americanism. Even the PM doesn't want to waste his time in this country.

 

[ovarieasy]

We're better because when two dudes get high and marry each other, one of them can get a free penectomy. OH CANADA!

 

[TOPDAWG]

I'll give him the universal healthcare that's good or bad depending on how you look at it. The weed is just pathetic how obsessed with these people are with are getting high.

If you do it more power to you but the fact people need it so bad and won't shut the fuck up about it. To me it's just pathetic and I'm sick of smelling it everywhere.

As far as gay marriage who gives a flying fuck a few faggots want to be degenerate pieces of shit. More power to you both. Gays won't even get married because they're a bunch of degenerates who want to stick their dicks in anything that walks.

 

[brutana_dilewski]

I'll give him the universal healthcare

It's garbage. Every year that goes by it gets worse. More doctors with tenuous English skills, fewer people that give a crap. Eventually we will all need to learn a new language to get service. I have a new doctor every 18 months or so, because they keep leaving/moving/masturbating/etc


Also, unless you are making $26k or less per year or are eligible for a government drug plan, you need a private drug plan to pay for prescription meds. Drugs aren't free, that's something that's glossed over. There are two people in my family with chronic illness, one has a government plan, the other has a private plan. Without a plan, they would have to each pay over 15k per year in treatment/drug costs alone.

fReE healthcare my ass.

And, because our system is run by politically consumed communists, you will go to the back of the line and/or not be served in certain cases if:

1. you don't have all your pokes
2. you let it slip that you aren't 'one of us, gooble gobble' < this one might cause you to pass GO, do not collect $200 and straight to MAID.
3. you are the wrong demographic

I think it in was 'based Alberta?' where they let that woman who needed a transplant to die because of the lack of jaberoos. Not sure if that was the person Glenn Beck saved or not. There's been so many medical refugees from Canada, I can't remember.

 

[Squishybear]

I found out the other day having to change doctors yet again cos the one I finally found is already moving out of province again, that I was “fully convid vaccinated” according to my medical file. I shouldn’t have said anything but I was so dumbfounded that I blurted out sorry what? I never got any of that stuff!

 

[ovarieasy]

Drug plan? That's what the weed is for maaaaaan