happy father's day all y'all!!

[saymyname]

if you survived holding the flashlight, thank your father. if you didnt, give your nuts a tug and teach your kids some useful shit. no kids or desire to get some...go be the good man i know you are anyway. its a shitty hallmark holiday, but we'll take what we can get. i'm sure some asshole somewhere is busy ruining the day about how its really about women and their sacrifices.

and go read this guy. idk where i found him..if it was here or some substack recommend, but i'm loving his shit:

Father's Day 2026

What is a father and what is his purpose?

tompnoid.substack.com

 

[loubag1997]

According to Google Canada, it's not Father's Day it's Native Day, watch out or Carney will arrest you

 

[Hirudinea]

A lot of native men are fathers, just ask their nieces.

 

[Oderus]

 

[saymyname]

i mean, thats what i always call it, but sometimes i try to be polite. ish.

if your kids cooked you breakfast, i hope it was all the way cooked at least!!

 

[Hirudinea]

 

[Youngracer88]

Going to mom and dads house for prime rib tonight.

 

[RightOfSask]

Feels like a second birthday with five kids.

 

[saymyname]

if its you're second birthday, we'll look forward to hearing about #6!!