Satanic Shit!

[Hirudinea]

Seems that schools have to respect satanists now, wonder if this will spill over to Christians?

Satanist Student Wins Religious Accommodation From Colorado School District

"The district is deeply committed to honoring parental rights."

www.westword.com

But if you're against vaxxes this might be a good dodge,

"Using the digital hall pass system to monitor and restrict the time students spend in the restroom apparently goes against TST’s third tenet, which states, “One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.” The student will now be able to use physical hall passes to access the restroom at any time and for any duration, according to the school district."

Say you're a satanist and you're off the hook! Tenet 3 and all that.

 

[CaptainTrouble]

IMO, your best bet isn't to go Christian because anti-Christian is how most of these institutions operate.

Instead, go Gnostic. Claim you're from a a long ancestral line of Gnostics who had to evade persecution from the Catholic Church for being heretics. Your religion is just as old if not older than Christianity but you get to play the victim. Gnostics of course believe the material world is an imperfect realm that is designed as a prison to keep your divine sprit trapped within it and that the jewish God represented in the Torah is an imperfect God often attributed to "evil" (most definitely chaos) because of the actions he takes to trap humanity in the prison of the material world. In this sense, you reject the "vaccine" (or whatever you don't want from the material world) because it represents another layer the archons are using to keep your divine spirit trapped in this world and taking it would be an anti-gnosis action which you cannot condone being a Gnostic.

There, perfect. Not only do you get a pass on being antisemitic (jewish God is the devil) but you also can avoid whatever material world BS you want to because it's all a prison for your divine spirit. You also can worship Jesus Christ (the Perfect Light and Perfect Son of the Perfect Father) while still getting to be a victim to the evil Christians. Brilliant.

 

[RightOfSask]

Using the digital hall pass system to monitor and restrict the time students spend in the restroom ...

Wtf? I'm not saying the Satanists winning was a good thing, but I'm also not saying that it was a bad thing.

 

[ChevChelios]

"TST’s third tenet, which states, “One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone"

I'd be very interested to hear how the Satanists felt about the "vaccine" mandates

 

[CaptainTrouble]

I've got this...

Inviolable means violated or infringed. Vaccines are scientific and proven to be safe and effective in reducing the spread of COVID-19 to others thus there is no violation to one's body in receiving a vaccine and not getting a vaccine would be a violation of tenant IV which says "the freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend." Not getting the vaccine reduces the freedoms of others because they may catch COVID and die so vaccine mandates, despite how offensive they might be to you or others must be imposed to maximize the freedom of everything. Furthermore, tenant V says "beliefs should confirm to one's best scientific understanding of the world" and vaccines are a very scientific form of medicine to help stop viruses, thus again, promoting the vaccine not only adheres to tenant IV but it's also adhering to tenant V. Finally, tenant II says "the struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions" and since TST is an institution, if we are pursuing justice then all other tenants do not apply as per tenant II and getting the vaccine as well as mandating it upon others is the righteous thing to do because of its scientific basis for reducing overall harm to society (which is a directive of tenant I which says "one should strive to act with compassion..." despite it not having to apply given tenant II) since it is compassion which drives the vaccine mandate and justice demands the mandate also. You cannot be a member of TST and not promote the vaccine mandates or you'd be violating everything TST stands for.

There, how'd I do?

 

[Glowie]

Wall of text but I think it said satanists are gay neets who love wearing moms satin bath robe to the mason temple where everyone gets their third eye opened with a butt plug.

 

[CaptainTrouble]

@Glowie I always imagined Satanists are stinky fat land whales who keep their fat neckbearded boyfriends on a leash at all times. Didn't realize they were gay LARPers. Maybe their GFs have them do gay orgies for their amusement.

 

[Glowie]

@CaptainTrouble

More than likely its really hard to tell the difference between the two lol

 

[adragons]

Turns out, ones body is violable according to the will of the temple.

COVID-19 Notice - The Satanic Temple Minnesota - Official Website

THE SATANIC TEMPLE'S OFFICIAL STANCE ON COVID-19 VACCINATIONS The Satanic Temple (TST) will not grant religious exemptions for vaccinations, as this does not align with our Tenets. Specifically, Tenets III and IV state that one’s body is inviolable and the freedoms of others should be respected...

web.archive.org

 

[Glowie]

Lmao fucking fags what a joke

 

[CaptainTrouble]

@Glowie of course, the only consistent with Satanists is they always do whatever is wrong.