Artemis II Moon launch live broadcast

[Rusty Canuckleford]

View: https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo


View: https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs

 

[ChevChelios]

I don't want to jinx it but I really, really hope they don't ruin everyone's day by blowing up on the launchpad

 

[ChevChelios]

SPOILER ALERT: they didn't

 

[bobby.hill]

Fake

 

[ChevChelios]

Amazing how they managed to convince the hundreds of people watching at Cape Kennedy that a rocket launch just happened. They should believe you rather than their lying eyeballs

 

[ChevChelios]

Although, I suppose a "Capricorn One" scenario is possible -- send a real rocket up empty, fake the footage of the Moon, then bring the astronauts out of the hangar at the end of the mission to take a bow

https://wiki2.org/en/Capricorn_One

 

[Hirudinea]

Hey, it looked real.

 

[WHlTE_W4LKER]

Riveting stuff here, Should be no problem to livestream a continuous shot of the full spinning globe on this mission. A full shot of earth from space, unedited and uninterrupted it's 2026 should be HD cameras all over.

 

[Trudeaus coke dealer]

Sounds like the absolute bare minimum to me.

 

[ChevChelios]

I'm sure the astronauts can just plug in to the nearest Wifi hotspot to send the footage, they have lots of them up there in space

 

[Hirudinea]

What about StarLink? Oh, wait, I guess that's fake too.

 

[WHlTE_W4LKER]

Shit phonecalls were ez pz to the moon in 69'. Hundreds of billions since then, thousands upon thousands of satellites, high tech NASA couldn't figure it out could they.

They easily receive and send signals to Voyager 1 satellite (which is only 24 billion kilometers away.)

 

[Hirudinea]

@WHlTE_W4LKER

Yeah, voice, you try downloading a 4K video over a 300 baud modem.

 

[WHlTE_W4LKER]

How's about 480p I'd settle!

 

[Hirudinea]

@WHlTE_W4LKER

Look at the streams on YouTube.

 

[WHlTE_W4LKER]

Post one

 

[Hirudinea]

@WHlTE_W4LKER

You can't search for the YouTube livestreams? What's the matter, the Y fall off your keyboard?

 

[WHlTE_W4LKER]

Why are you so salty? Post one, please?

 

[Hirudinea]

@WHlTE_W4LKER

Fine, but this is the last one!


View attachment artemis live stream.mp4

 

[Nuremburger]

Fake as fuck, gay, and incredibly lame. Gotta love how they cut to PlayStation 1 level CGI as soon as possible, while providing nail-grating jargon filled commentary the entire time. I swear it’s made boring on purpose.

They really need to make the plebs believe in space again so they can make their fake alien invasion a reality.

 

[brutana_dilewski]

No landing? Darn it, I really wanted watch them put a Pride flag on the moon!

 

[Hirudinea]

 

[AhnalSchwaab]

How much of a problem is the Van Allen Belt?

 

[Chobes]

All of the problem.

 

[Nuremburger]

Apparently no problem at all, so long as that information is memory holed. Don’t forget: NASA said the moon is INSIDE earths atmosphere a few years back, so we don’t need to worry about that pesky Allen guy anymore.

 

[ovarieasy]

He wears suspenders now.

 

[ovarieasy]

This is a great opportunity to bring humanity together in these trying times.

I hope it explodes.

 

[Nuremburger]

They literally launched a dyke, Jew, bike thief and canadian into space on April Fools’ Day.

 

[RightOfSask]

So just one person?