How to fix nasty dog farts??

[d01tg0d0wn]

Office is getting renod and I am home for the next few years??? I dont know when they will be done as it is a big reno. They have a lot of tranny bathrooms to install i learned plus other.

I have always known my dog has nasty farts but now that I am home and she wants to be near me all the time I cant survive if i cant solve this. Any one have any helpful advice to stop the farts??

Things i tried

walking the dog more to see if what is in her will jostle loose
Keeping the water super clean
Fiber treats but that made her breath smell bad so i stopped
Tried different food but i am limited cause of she is prone to getting pancreatitis

For the love of gurd someone help me!

 

[RightOfSask]

Divorce and make sure your wife gets custody of the dog. Problem solved.

 

[CaptainTrouble]

Just like with humans, if fating is an issue, diet is going to be the best fix. You probably will have to make your own dog food. By making your own you can experiment until you find something that works and you can gauge which foods make worse farts. It's more work but owning a dog is nothing but work so have fun!

 

[brutana_dilewski]

vicks vaporub under your nose

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

wouldn that blend with the fart smell??

i am so desperate i might try this

 

[brutana_dilewski]

i have a family member who is disabled so he has to do his business in a commode in the kitchen. Naturally it smells like shit so I find Vicks vaporub takes the stench level down to tolerable.

 

[ovarieasy]

Give peppermint oil a try. Hospitals keep bottles on hand for staff when rancid patients come in.
Also works for those doing body recovery, so dog ass should be a piece of piss.

 

[TOPDAWG]

Move a Indian into your home office so you still feel like you're at the office then you won't smell your dog at all over their BO.

 

[Hirudinea]

The dog would leave in disgust.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

they would rape my dog

 

[Hirudinea]

@d01tg0d0wn

Nah., bet he's a fighter.

 

[border_humper]

The older you get, the more you stink. Become a mouthbreather.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

are hound farts worse then any other dogs???

 

[Hirudinea]

 

[border_humper]

They’ll dig that on Teams calls.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

I should have worn the plague mask on zoom calls during covid or was that grounds for an instant firing?

Would be pretty funny to do this however might try

 

[Hirudinea]

@d01tg0d0wn

Just remember the one rule of Zoom calls, never wear pants.

 

[Youngracer88]

I seriously considered buying one of these during covid for the sole purpose of fucking with people at the grocery store.

 

[Shockadee]

Chicken and rice for a few days to reset the digestive pathways / bacteria

 

[Hirudinea]

Oh yeah, that's a good idea about the bacteria, do you think yogurt would help?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

might be to high in fat and she is prone to the pancreatitis

will look into it as 0 percent fat exists

 

[Hirudinea]

@d01tg0d0wn

Liberté Greek Plain 0% Lactose free

<p><strong>Choosing simplicity with Liberté Greek.</strong></p> <p>Proud of being the precursors of Greek yogurt in Canada, we are now thrilled to offer our famous Greek yogurt to all with this all-new lactose free option. First lactose free Liber...

liberte.ca

0% fat and lactose free (dogs can't digest it) but would probably cost a fortune.

 

[ovarieasy]

Eat stuff that gives you stinkier farts. Retain your ALPHA rank.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

The wife will love this advice lol

I dont want to get divorced just fix the dog

 

[ovarieasy]

Blame your farts on the dog. Only you and the dog will know.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

She wont stop i had to lock her out of my office. Poor girl but its for my own good.

Wife told me to gasx the dog. Is that wise?

 

[Hirudinea]

Here's a link to a site for Gas-X in dogs and cats.

Simethicone (Gas-X) for Pets | PetPlace.com

Simethicone, commonly known as Gas-X, is a an anti-foaming and anti-flatulent agent used to treat discomfort, pain, bloating, burping, and flatulence caused by excessive intestinal gas, that can be used in dogs and cats.

www.petplace.com

 

[Nink]

What food have you got the dog on?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Dog is on a low fat caned food cause of her pancreatitis flare ups. She was doing good on it since her health scare then all of a sudden last few weeks she is cooking something wicked that i fear if our enemies were to ever collect would be the next best chemical weapon ever produced

 

[saymyname]

stop being weak. open a window.

 

[Nink]

Hes gotta show him whose boss. Fire with fire.

 

[BeaverTown]

is it a sharp fishy odor? cuz if so, it might not be a fart issue, but rather an anal gland issue (they are supposed to release the smelly fluid WITH their poop, hence why dog poo smells like that.... but if the poop isn't solid, or the anal gland is blocked, then it just....how do I say this....leaks whenever/wherever.....and if you don't notice the tiny bit of fluid soaked on the couch or bedsheets, it's just pungent and smells horrid and like an eternal fart that doesn't dissipate)

Speaking from personal experience with my dog




Anyhow, all I can suggest is keep them active and give em lots of fresh fruits/veggies where possible....

 

[Hirudinea]

Did you have to get the ass glands expressed by the vet?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Yeh i had those suckers drained. I can see why vets make what they do if you have ever had to do that for your critter. U dont even see Mike Rowe do that job

 

[BeaverTown]

No...we just suffer through it and let him run outside to air out whenever he's "leaking" lmao

Our dog's regular, active, eats like a king and yet he still has at least one "tuna fart" (as we call it) a day, so it is what it is

Whenever we say "ewww....he's starting to tuna" or "buddy you stink", he's trained himself at this point to run to the back door so we let him outside haha

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

At first when they told us we had to work from home i was like fook yeh even though i would miss the view from my corner office window. I also would miss my birds even though they arent my birds. Pigeons do the darndest things some days. Not everyday but some days and you have to do a lot of window watching to catch exactly what they do or you will miss it. Other birds are just as nutty like the crows. When the geese come back thats always a fun time for window time. Those things make me laugh.

Now that i am home and the dog keeps pooing its self i long for the stagnant office air.

Once i sort this out it probably wont be so bad but it sure is awful. Who would have guessed this would be the issue that would make a person long for working in the office and make me even tolerate the retarded Liberals and the even the gays