Legalize honor killings

[fortysixyears]

Think of honor killings as Islamic finance in the form of MAID: same clinical rigor, now with halal‑style paperwork, imam‑approved disclosure forms. Imagine a glossy brochure next to the sukuk: “Sharia‑compatible death planning... now with consent forms and prayer time scheduling!"
The only new thing anyone gets is a translator, a prayer room, and maybe a few stones for washing the anus called jamrah.

INSHALLAH

 

[ChevChelios]

You learn something new every day. Imagine "washing" your backside with stones.

"Hey, that was a great stoning today Abdul. That adulteress really learned her lesson."
"Yeah, but in all the excitement I just about shat myself."
"Well, waste not want not buddy. Somebody has to clean up these rocks."

 

[fortysixyears]

After defecating, the anus must be washed with water using the left hand, or an odd number of smooth stones or pebbles called jamrah or hijaarah

Sahih Al-Bukhari 161, Book 4, Hadith 27

 

[fortysixyears]

Also for the record, this rule is intended for the FCW Minecraft server.