Banks preparing for Space Alien revelations?

[d01tg0d0wn]

Bank of England ‘must plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens’

Financial markets could collapse if the American government confirms the existence of alien life

www.independent.co.uk

They arent saying its Aliens but its Aliens

 

[Glowie]

Bank of England ‘must plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens’

Financial markets could collapse if the American government confirms the existence of alien life

www.independent.co.uk

They arent saying its Aliens but its Aliens

d01tg0d0wnShit is this project blue beans?

 

[Nink]

So here's the thing. Outside of a slow news cycle; The mocking about aliens crashing the market is to allude to mocking about a market crash in general. Should there be good reason for a market crash and the word was on the vine that something looms, than this sort of satire would be great for suppressing the idea of an actual market crash regardless of aliens.

 

[Hirudinea]

Unless the space aliens are immigrating here en masse and they smell worse than pakis I frankly don't give a fuck.

 

[ovarieasy]

Flooding the place with thirdies was the only way they'd blend in. Genius.

"Mommy look! An alien!"
"No honey, that's an Eritrean."