injecting small PPs

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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has confirmed that it is investigating allegations that male ski jumpers at this year’s Winter Olympics in Italy might have injected hyaluronic acid into their penises in hopes of gaining a competitive advantage.

How might that help an athlete in a ski jump contest?

According to the German publication, Bild, which first reported the controversy in January, suggests athletes are artificially enlarging their penises before official body measurements to obtain larger competition suits.

Apparently, a larger suit size can greatly improve a ski jumper’s performance.


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So, if I had to make a guess... These guys were injecting their penises not for any perceived Olympic benefit but because the Olympics are known as a giant sex party and they wanted to impress the women. That substance is known to increase a man's girth and is a common injection to accomplish this (for as common as such a thing is...). Some other guys on another team caught wind of it and made up a story of it being for Performance Benefits unrelated to sex. The Olympic committee is now forced to investigate.
 
Who doesn't like a plump and juicy wiener?


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If it’s full of acid, it may burn you.
 
The interwebs says it's good stuff though,

Hyaluronic acid (HA) is a naturally occurring substance in the body that provides hydration, acts as a lubricant, and is widely used in skincare, joint health supplements, and medical procedures. It is highly effective at retaining water, which helps keep tissues moist and flexible.

Still not shooting it into my cock though.
 
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