Jack Layton
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Jack Layton
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i'm going to sit right down and tell freecanada.win exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oats
i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oats and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful
every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fucking almond milk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oats and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up
i've now got a bowl of hot oats and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfcker and it is not yet time to eat
i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and I shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl.
At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oats, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oats guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.
i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oats and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful
every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fucking almond milk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oats and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up
i've now got a bowl of hot oats and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfcker and it is not yet time to eat
i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and I shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl.
At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oats, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oats guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.
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I've also been drinking this evening but I think I'll just have some cheddar jalapeno chips
Jack Layton
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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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416_Refugee
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What is it good for?