World War Poo/Saar Wars general thread

[ChevChelios]

Or as the recently resurrected 4chan has wittily called it, "the shart heard round the world":


View: https://x.com/clashreport/status/1919893197179777301

 

[ChevChelios]

View: https://x.com/clashreport/status/1919892867847205136

 

[ChevChelios]

View: https://x.com/detresfa_/status/1919889076502626630

 

[ChevChelios]

My personal opinion is that all of this will quickly fizzle out into nothing with both sides declaring that their military strikes have "satisfied national honour", because the alternative is a potential nuclear war between two extremely populous countries who have even larger and more powerful geopolitical allies such as the US and China. On the other hand, jeets are a very excitable race and not exactly known for rational self-restraint, so who really knows what will happen?

 

[border_humper]

The Jeetening is upon us.

 

[Reeenorseman]

The West is about to get flooded with jeeet refugees.

 

[ChevChelios]

Please God, let's hope not. For now the military action is confined to the disputed regions of Kashmir, and realistically given the huge size of both Pakistan and India there'd be no reason for civilians afraid of being bombed not to seek refuge in the hinterlands of their own countries -- not that this would stop them from using the war as an excuse to migrate to the West, of course

 

[Thinker]

I always wonder how functional any of that nuclear arsenal actually is. They might have a time-share from Israel for their nukes.

 

[Chicken_Sandwich]

we already had jeets applying for refugee status even before this war broke out. There are organizations that coach them exactly what to say to increase their chances of landing refugee status.

Being given refugee status is extremely lucrative for them. They get free money, free housing, and don't even have to get a job or speak English or any of the qualifications that other type of immigrants need to have.

 

[Hirudinea]

@Thinker

If you spend the money to get a nuclear arsenal you spend the money to keep it, buildings may fall down, people may starve but the nukes are always ready to go.

 

[Thinker]

I do not think you ever dealt with Indian manufacturing. It takes weeks if not months to get a simple response from them. Seeing them scale up anything is very much impossible for them.

I will be suprise they will be able to maintain a large nuclear arsenal.

 

[Hirudinea]

@Thinker

They have over 1 billion people, it probably takes a few hundred to a few thousand to maintain nukes, I'm sure they can round up that many people.

 

[Hirudinea]

What you mean more? How!?

 

[ChevChelios]

Indian news media is exercising its usual sober restraint in the reporting of these events:


View: https://x.com/i/status/1919892995790536722

 

[Hirudinea]

Gee, they usually don't get that excited except for a cricket game, or a sale, or a gang rape.

 

[dagthegnome]

Or if you just tell them no.

 

[bobthefighter]

I can't wait for another 2 million jeets between rapeugees, TFW and the students.

 

[ChevChelios]

What's even more fun is that they'll be fighting running battles against each other on the streets of Canadian cities such as Brampton and Mississauga (i.e., even more than they do now)

 

[Hirudinea]

Gonna be fun on the bun.

 

[hugh_madd]

Nah, there’s millions of fighting age people here to send back for the meat grinder. Now there’s something that has a chance of sparking national unity.

 

[bobthefighter]

I wish!

 

[hugh_madd]

@bobthefighter there’s a lot of hay to be made here for a savvy politician.

 

[border_humper]

@hugh_madd We should get a few of those.

 

[Hirudinea]

@hugh_madd

We need those direct flights to Amritsar NOW!

 

[hugh_madd]

I imagine most of the casualties are either vehicle failures or TBD: Typical Brown Driving.

 

[ovarieasy]

Apoocalypse Now

 

[ex_libris]

"Ranjeet don't surf!"

 

[Sgt. Goosenip]

Can someone explain what this is about in a sentence or two. I don’t care enough to read much more.

 

[hugh_madd]

Subcontinent retards with low IQs are big mad and chucking rocks at each other. It’s not worth any more thought save for letting your local politicians know you oppose refugees in the strongest terms.

 

[ovarieasy]

2025 Pahalgam attack - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Pakis did a terror attack targeting Hinpoos/non-mudslimes.
Hinpoos big mad. Pakis say fuck you bloody basterd. Hinpoos say no you are the bastard bloody bitch.
Whole world hopes they wipe each other out.

 

[Reeenorseman]

 

[Reeenorseman]

View attachment 1000000929.mp4
Front line footage of Saar Wars

 

[ovarieasy]

 

[Chobes]

I

 

[ovarieasy]

 

[ex_libris]

I was just thinking of that Kissinger quote.

 

[Trudeaus coke dealer]

 

[Hirudinea]

Do the pakis even know how to use those?

 

[Squishybear]

 

[Chobes]

 

[Rororo]

Oh, it's escalating more than I thought. I wonder what's bangladesh doing.

 

[brutana_dilewski]

They are launching their balsa wood fighters as we speak.

 

[TOPDAWG]

hey long as I don't have to deal with the fall out I'm fine if they nuke each other at the same time. The hell they even fighting over?

 

[bobthefighter]

Probably poo and bobs and vagene.

 

[Hirudinea]

Same thing they have been fighting over since 1947, who the fuck knows?

 

[bobthefighter]

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

Whose poo will reign supreme? It is an epic battle of the poo's with Team Curry vs Team Kabob......

 

[AhnalSchwaab]

View attachment Saar Wars.mp4

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

View: https://x.com/Real_Comfyfren/status/1920146616117280835

 

[ChevChelios]

"Indians unfazed by Israeli-made stink bomb​

‘Maybe Indians have a higher threshold of tolerating stench,’ says official after test of liquid fired by water cannon"​

https://www.timesofisrael.com/indians-unfazed-by-israeli-made-stink-bomb/

 

[Hirudinea]

"I am from Bombay, this is just a summer breeze!"